If your married nose touches a stripper in a strip club is it cheating?

You like to smell thingsIf your married nose touches a stripper in a strip club is it cheating?
smelling is the first step, putting her on your lap is step two. Putting her in your life is step three.If your married nose touches a stripper in a strip club is it cheating?
i'm not sure if you're being a troll or not, but I think the question is:





If I am married, and my wife doesn't want me in a strip club, should I go anyway.?





If she's okay with you being in there, then no issues. If she doesn't want you in there, and you're going anyway, you have bigger problems to worry about.
Ideas become thoughts, thoughts become actions, actions become circumstance. ask your self this... if your wife's cute little nose just happend to touch a stripper, would you consider it cheatting?
I would never let my married nose touch a stripper, now my married hands are a different subject, they sometime forget.
Would you want your spouses nose to touch an opposite sex stripper? That should answer your question on how to conduct your own behaviour.
There is nothing like the smell of fish %26amp; sh*t in the early moring!!!
I don't know about cheating...but it's definitely CREEPY!
Just make sure that you wipe the stripper glitter off, then it's not cheating.
You need to calm way down before you stroke out.
no its not
No it's not! This is a dumb question may I add!

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I am a US citizen and my girlfriend has a B2 visa can she and I get married?

Can she stay in the US while the paperworrk is being processed or will she have to go back to Jamaica to file for a spousal visa. Can someone give me the information on the process?I am a US citizen and my girlfriend has a B2 visa can she and I get married?
just go vegas and get married..that will work !!!!I am a US citizen and my girlfriend has a B2 visa can she and I get married?
just get married and file an adjustment of status even if her visa expires she can still stay here.
If you live together in the United States, irregardless of visa status, and if you are not previously married to another woman, nor she is not married to another man, by no means, you can marry her as long as you love each other and your age are consistent, so that no questions will arise that will show that you got married to her because she paid you just to stay in the US.


Congratulations...
all u have to do married your girlfriend and shortly she will get reply few weeks after,her permit to work and etc, she dont have to go back jamaica, only if her parent was filing for her,she would have to go there to pick up her papers, but once there is a wife and husband situation she can stay her she have her green card in six mths time,good luck, if her visa expire she has up to 120 days, and if u dont filed it before the 120 u may make a small fee. call this number 1800-375-5283 USCIS-gov
You can get married, and she shouldn't have to go back, so long as your marriage was ';spur of the moment'; and not planned. If it could be considered to be planned you could run into problems with having misrepresented yourselves in applying for the B2 visa. After getting married you would need to file an I-130 (petition for alien relative to US) and an I-485 (adjustment of status) with the USCIS. Just so you know, it's going to cost you $355 for the I-130 and about $1010 for the I-485, along with the cost of getting married, but it's actually the best for you to do it now. If she returns to Jamaica as others have recommended you'll have to cover the costs of a k-1 fiance visa application and interview, track down immunization documents, police records, and other data required for the interview, while also having to wait 6 months to a year apart from each other. Did I mention in the end you'd still have to pay the grand for the I-485?





Check the links below.
You can get married, but if her visa runs out before you get approval to stay based on marriage, she will have to go back. You don't want overstaying to cause a problem. Go to uscis.gov and look at the process.
If your GF is in the US now, and has entered on her B visa, you should make an appointment to meet with an immigration lawyer to ask this question in private, about your specific circumstances. You do not need to hire the lawyer to file your whole case if you think you can do it, but you should review the circumstances of her last entry to the US with the lawyer first.





If your GF is outside the US, she must not use her tourist visa to come to the US with the intent to get married and stay on that visit.


You should instead review the marriage based visa options for her to immigrate here.
Like most of the people answering i think you should get married and start filling soon after, the only thing i recommend you guys really feel something for each other because the process can get nasty in case USCIS finds that this is a business deal between you too. For one they calculate the time you know each other, another thing is that you also file an affidavit, meaning you have to make enough to sponsor her withouth her working (she cant work right? im not sure what B2 visa is) they will ask for pictures and prove of the relationship, checking join accounts, same address and such. Most of the time it can be easy and not much of questioning but if for some reason they suspect something else is going on, they will deport her and you will go to jail.


Plus in my experience is better to marry someone for love not for convenience. Best of luck. you can check requirements on


www.uscis.gov

As a married couple, what advice do you have for two about to tie the knot?

What would you tell someone who is getting married?As a married couple, what advice do you have for two about to tie the knot?
The secret to a happy marriage is....











Separate blankets. Oh sure I know that people think that's crazy, but it has worked for my wife and I .





We've been happily married 19 years, and have been using separate blankets since about year 2. Just remember, there's no law saying that I can't slip under her covers or she mine from time to time. LOL














Since we've figured out the secret to a happy marriage, we're starting to think that the secret to a perfect marriage is...separate beds. Like they did on the Lucy, and Dick Van Dyke shows. LOL.As a married couple, what advice do you have for two about to tie the knot?
I think that you should go to premartial counseling. That way you can be able to communicate with each other in a healthy way. A lot of issues will come out during this time. When you get married you will be able to remember the session and the communication will still be open. I think communication is the key to a successful marriage. But sometimes you have to learn how to talk to each other the right way in order to accomplish things.
It's great to marry the one you love but that sometimes isn't enough. Once you have found the love of your life, it is time to discuss the practical, non-romantic stuff, the stuff that can destroy a marriage.





Topics to address:


1) Kids: Do both of you want kids? How many? What are your respective viewpoints on religion (if parents are of different religious beliefs), discipline, etc. Again, love is the first thing you need for a happy, successful marriage but love won't save a marriage if you end up finding out later that he doesn't want ANY kids while you want 10 kids.





2) Money. Will the wife eventually want to stay home to raise the kids? Will the father be able to support a family on just his income? How important is saving and/or getting out of debt to each party? What are your life goals, financially speaking? If his financial plan involves living for today and worry about tomorrow later and your financial plan involves saving so that both of you can retire by the age of 45 and travel the world, then your marriage is not likely to survive, no matter how much you may love each other.





3) Deal breakers. Both of you need to make is absolutely clear what your deal breakers are. Each party will have a very clear, no ifs, ands or buts expectation of what to expect if a deal breaker is made. For example, your deal breaker may be infidelity while his deal breaker may be compulsive shopping. He will know, without a shadow of a doubt, that if he cheats then the marriage is over. No questions asked. You, in turn, know that if you shop your way into bankruptcy then your marriage is over, no questions asked.





These are not fun topics to discuss but it will save both of you lots of grief and misery to get these things out in the open before you get married. Getting married is like buying a house...you have to fall in love with it first but you have to check the plumbing, roof, wiring, etc. before you buy that house. If you don't go through a checklist of things before you buy that house and you buy it based only on the fact that you love it, that house may crumble later because the foundation was cracked.
Communication can't be stressed enough. You *must* talk everyday. If you're mad, tell him. If you're annoyed about anything - even if it's something really petty, tell him. Bottled up emotions destroy marriages.





Compromise is key. You're not going to agree on many things, so agree to disagree. Do it his way today, your way tomorrow.
My husband and I have been married for 241/2 years and the key for us is to.Always be open and honest with one another. so that is my advice to you...Good Luck...
you know i put allot of smart assed answers on here, although here i will give you honesty.





Marry your best friend....you have to spend allot of time together, be friends first, the passion fades.
Lots of communication is a must and is the number one key to keeping your marriage successful.





Always be honest with each other





Always be faithful





Never let your sex life get boring
Always be honest and communicate.


If you can't do that with the one you love then don't get married.
Love is from the heart... weight may change as may hair, teeth or home size.

What do you say to someone whos ex girlfriend wants him after finding out he just recently married?

New wife is old crush who recently came into life. Marriage in Vegas made hastily. Old girlfriends family doesn't care for him much. He regrets decision and ex is wanting him backWhat do you say to someone whos ex girlfriend wants him after finding out he just recently married?
he should be with the one he loves %26amp; wants to spend his life with. only he would know which woman it was.What do you say to someone whos ex girlfriend wants him after finding out he just recently married?
I'd say the ex is a homewrecker and very selfish for pursuing a married man. This doesn't make her a very trustworthy or moral person.


Married hastily or not...he is married. It doesn't matter if it was in Vegas or a huge church wedding...he is married.


Was he regretting his marriage before the ex showed up or did the marriage start looking like a bad idea because she interfered?


The ex should have kept her feelings to herself.
It was a Vegas marriage that obviously didn't mean to him what marriage is supposed to mean to a couple. Regardless of what's going on with the ex, he needs to get out of that marriage before things get even more complicated.

Do the married homosexuals in California have to have their marriage repealed?

.. Since proposition 8 was passed?Do the married homosexuals in California have to have their marriage repealed?
I think the point is not repeal marriages but establish that they were never pealed in the first place.Do the married homosexuals in California have to have their marriage repealed?
I don't think it works that way. Normally, amendments don't work retroactively. They are made effective when passed by the people. So if you were married before this you should be fine. Although it may not be recognized by law. Which is the problem with prop 8. I live in Mich but I did some research. I am not gay, but I support gay marriage for the simple fact of when a partner dies. From what I understand is that when a partner dies the other doesn't have any legal authority over shared children, or property and things of that sort, the family does. I feel if you invest that much time and love with a person you are in titled to it. Not the family.
I don't know, but for all those that are interested in what God has to say about homosexuality, you can read the Bible: Genesis 1:27, Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Matthews 19:4-6, and Romans 1:24-32. Even if some feel they were born that way, the Bible tells us that the Blood of Jesus was shed for us to be BORN AGAIN. So you don't have to be like that if you're willing to ask Jesus into your life, and accept Him truly.



I think they do because ';marriage'; in California is between a man and a woman.
There is no marriage. Never has been.
Hmmm let's see....as of now they find themselves in ';Legal Limbo';.
No, they are still good.

My friend is asking me whether we should get married or normal relationship?

first he lives in north england me in north and second we have never seen each other


what do you think about that?My friend is asking me whether we should get married or normal relationship?
You should wait for a while to know more each other. don't jump into a decision that would be make you regret for a life time. Be careful pray to God and ask wisdom from Him.My friend is asking me whether we should get married or normal relationship?
but my friend is really nice and all I don't know I need to wait and know each other as Luzville says.

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%26gt;Thank you Blenddyn for your thoughts is true if I haven't seen the guy I can not go marry him who knows he might be ugly. yeah but what matters is the inside appearance not the outside though...


%26gt;to Nate's girl I want to thank as well because I don't want to rush it I'm only in college

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well you deffinatly shouldnt even consider marrying him if you havent even seen him, are you crazy? maybe if youd been seeing each other in person for a few years then yeh, but if not then you deffinatly shouldnt. Nothing wrong ith having a relationship with him if you meet up with him once in a while though
i would say to have a normal relationship first just cuz going right to marriage would be rushing it

I have a girlfriend in Canada that is still married, after divoce is final how soon can she remarry?

She has been married for over 10 years but seperated for over 6. He left 6 years ago and she hasn't seen or heard from him since. They have 3 children and she has soul custody. He hasn't seen or tried to make contact with the children since he left. She wants a divorce and wants to know how long she has to wait to remarry after it's final? P.S. She has heard from friends that he lives with someone else and has 2 children with the current woman.I have a girlfriend in Canada that is still married, after divoce is final how soon can she remarry?
Once the divorce is final there is no legal waiting period for her to be remarried.I have a girlfriend in Canada that is still married, after divoce is final how soon can she remarry?
Once she has the final decree in her hands.





Cheers.





P.S. I've known people to get divorced on Monday and get married Tuesday. Its possible. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
1) next time reword your question because I was thinking after I read the first sentence ';Omg what an ***. Who the hell dates a married person?'; But now I understand the situation.





2) You used the incorrect sole there buddy. Sole = one only. Soul = Religious thing.





3) How bout some punctuation marks?





4) I just wasted 10 seconds of your life.
The second the courts say she is divorced. Of course she will probably have to wait until she gets the paperwork cause usually when you get a new license to get married they want to see that she was legally divorced.

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