Spiritually speaking, What if Waldo and Carmon San Diego got married, Who would marry them?

How would we ever find the ceremony?Spiritually speaking, What if Waldo and Carmon San Diego got married, Who would marry them?
Best question in a long time (or maybe that's just because I hang out in the boring politics section). I think Inspector Gadget. He'd probably be able to find them and he's just as 80's obscure as they are :)Spiritually speaking, What if Waldo and Carmon San Diego got married, Who would marry them?
They would definitely be candidates for an FSM wedding ceremony by his noodly appendage himself, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The wedding would be handled in Italy, of course.
I've answered your last question. My son is getting married! It will be in Finland, of course. I'll personally marry them, myself.
A giant MagicEye poster would marry them


and it would be up to the Gumshoes to find the ceremony
Well, first we'd have to freakin' FIND Carmen San Diego.


Then we could talk about marriage.
Look for the striped guy with glasses. He was last seen in an airplane with a yellow and green tail.
Seriously, this is the most brilliant question I've ever read on Y!A.
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it'd be held at the lost city of atlantis
My Uncle Murphy
that would be soooo hard...sherlock holmes...